This Could Make The Phones Ring

Once again, the perils of outsourcing one’s news is revealed:

Hey, why have an in-house news team when only the best will do? Remember, The Felon needs the money!

Watch The Roads This Morning

… for bleary-eyed New Englanders who stayed up waaay too late watching the Pats eke out a last-minute victory and remain undefeated last night.

By the end, the Ravens clearly deserved to lose, especially given their jerky on-field antics. For once we had an exciting contest, rather than another lopsided rout.

Watch for tired drivers this morning, it could be dangerous out there!